Campaign 2006

Conservatives, please...unite.

Pray For Oil

Join hands with me now, as we pray to the Lord Almighty for deliverance. Or deliveries, as it were. Let the good works, the fine brown trucks of UPS continue to flourish across this glorious land which you have given us. Spare us from the distasteful inconveniences of the sciences, whose conclusions embrace the fallen.

Our brethren, who art in Amman, honoured are thy contracts. Lord provide unto them captured sunlight, the guise of dead life. Give us our texas tea, and forgive those whom we crush, as we forgive them for our trespasses. Lead us not, and deliver us from reason.

Dear Biblical Scholars: Did the bible ever cover the fiscal signs of the apocalypse?


Posted by Ross on 10/26 at 04:56 PM in Partisan Politics

Get ready for gas to guzzle more from your wallet. A major American oil pipeline will close -- sending gas prices up.

BP Says It Will Replace 73% Of Pipelines After Alaska Oilfield Leak; Shutdown May Last Months

PRAY!!!! THE END IS NEAR! SPREAD THE WORD FRIENDS

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you can also use the graphics to start your own wheatpasted campaign

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